Oh Crap! All over the place

Someone great thinker coined the term 'Rat race', but I don't think he meant that as a fight to get ahead of everyone. What he really meant was that there was this new breed of creatures that were determined to take over from the Human race, much the same way like they decided to take over my office. It's not surprising that even a gigantic human being can be brought to his knees by a creature as big as a cat! Yeah they are as big as them in my office. I told you they were determined.

Anyway for many days now, I get to office and I get to hear the sordid tales of brown tailed orgies and of midnight prancing parties. There's rat body fluid on telephones, there's little droppings on chairs, there's midnight snacking reminiscence in the form of chewed cables and eaten telephone lines. I guess they were just trying to make a connect somewhere. This place looks like a frat house after a free for all party. And to think that the rat race would have gotten this far being completely smart and organised and clean. But wait... the human race got to where we are being just like them. So I guess they are heading the right way.

But down the line somewhere someone has forgot to toilet train the rats. Imagine them thinking they can take over the world completely unpotty trained. Ridiculous!